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If you are really bored, this is the place to be. Maybe you want to try to make sense of my saying that make no sense, only to me. Maybe you want to learn my '1 hen, 2 ducks' thing that my friend is obsessed with ever since she learned it from my grade 6 teacher. Or maybe you want to get lost. Whatever it is, you are sure to have fun. Thanks.

1 hen
2 ducks
3 squawking geese
4 corpulant porpoises
5 miricle spiricle oysters
6 paires of Don Alveno tweezers
7 thousand mastidonian soldiers (battle people!) in full battle array
8 brass monkeys from the acient crypts of Egypt
9 sympathetic, apathetic, diabetic old men on roller skates who show a marked propensity towards procrostination and sloth
10 lyrical, spiritual denizens of the deep to drawl, sprawl and crawl there way through the quo, quay, queezes of BEAKON HILL PARK!
 
Yes Christy. It's a bit different from yours because I forgot some of it. =oS

Having trouble with math homework? I always get stuck without a calculator when I need it. So here is the answers to all your (math) questions!

0
7 8 9 /
4 5 6 *
1 2 3 -
0 +/- . +
C
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Incase you are wondering, that thing ----> is a reflex tester. You click start, and click stop as soon as you see it change colour and you will see how fast you were. good luck! Yes it is a stupid game but it's very adictive, believe me.

A joke test to give to your friends. Are they smart enough?
Q: How do you put a giraffe in the refridgerator?
A: You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door.
Pretty dumb, hey? See if they fall for this one too:
Q: How do you put an elephant in the refridgerator?
A: Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, and close the door.
Even dumber huh? It gets all their nerves. Ok, I'll keep going:
Q: The Lion is having a party for all the animals to come to that there ever is. But one does not come. Which animal is it?
A: The elephant. He's still in the refridgerator!
Most of my friends got that one, and if yours didn't, they are pretty dumb. Ok last one, just to get ALL of their nerves.
Q: You are on a hike. You come across a river where crocodiles live and is too wide for you to jump over to the other side. How do you get across?
A: You swim! The crocodiles are at the party!
What's your friend's reaction? The ones I got were pretty funny!


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My Favourite saying (try to make sense of it): It's always almost Christmas because Christmas is always closer than yesterday unless today is boxing day because yesterday was Christmas and Christmas can't be almost Christmas cause it is.

DID YOU KNOW?!
that in 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all of the world's nuclear weapons combined?
On average, 100 people choke to death on ball-point pens every year.
On average people fear spiders more than they do death.
Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived
immigrants
Elephants are the only animals that can't jump                                                  
It's physically impossible for you to lick your elbow
No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH."
All polar bears are left-handed.
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only
on one row of the keyboard.
Go," is the shortest complete sentence in the English language
If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She
would stand seven feet, two inches tall
Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day
Almost everyone who reads this will try to lick their elbow
 
Ok, so I bet you've seen that in an email before but I thot it was cool if you havent