DON'T FOLLOW MY FOOTSTEPS....I WALK INTO WALLS

DoN't WeAr A fRoWn, iTs NeVeR iN sTyLe...
JuSt Do YoUr BeSt To SMILE SMILE SMILE!!

Guys are like slinkies...it's fun to watch them fall down the stairs :D

*ThEy SaY tRuE lOvE hiDeS bEhiNd eVeRy CoRnEr...I mUsT bE wALkiNg iN CiRcLeS!!!*

*I wAnTeD 2 KiLL dA sExiEsT PeRsOn ALiVe ThEn I rELiZeD....oHh Ya! SuCiCiDeZ a CriMe!*

There's a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it's not a train.

I N V U 4 U R A Q T

4 out of 5 voices in my head say go back to sleep

When you finally find the perfect guy you think to yourself, why isn't he taken?

º°x·:He HoLdS Me WheN i StArT 2 cRy ø´¨`»MaKeS Me SmiLe WiTh JuS HiS eYeZ ShAreZ My HoPes DrEaMs FeArs«´¨`ø ø´¨`»WiPes AwAy ALL My TeArs i LoVe hiM wiToUt rEgReT«´¨`ø i JuS hAvEn't FoUnd HiM yEt·:·xº°

I am not a player...I'm the game

Last night I hugged my pillow and dreamt of you..I wish that someday I'd dream bout my pillow and I'd be hugging you.

IF I COULD REARRANGE THE ALPHABET ID PUT "U" AND "I" TOGETHER

A heart is not a play thing~a heart is not a toy~but if you want it broken..just give it to a boy

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful!  Hate me because....well....Okay!...Hate me because I'm beautiful!

Intelligence is like a river. The deeper it is, the less noise it makes

guys are like a peice of gum, when they loose there flavor, you pop in a new one*~

I smile b-cuz I have no idea what is going on

*See my haylo* *Bright n shiny* *Mess wid mee* *I'll kick ure hiney*

Wit a X n' a O im out lyke whoa

If U Want Me To Fall 4 U... U Gotta Give Me Sumthin Worth Trippin Ova

I Dont need Your Attitude, I Have One Of My Own

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet and so are you. The roses are wilted, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl is empty, and so is your head!

You're only bad if you're caught... So that makes me a good girl, RIGHT!?

let them notice you, not you notice them

I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels, but I call them my best friends.

he broke my heart, so i broke his jaw

~what a shame...looks like the ugly fairy kissed you on both cheeks!~

As an older more mature young adult ur job is to make fun of the little people

*....NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF STUPID PEOPLE IN LARGE GROUPS.....*

Ociffer, I swear to drunk Im not God!!!!!!

money and looks aren't everything.... but its all i got

*~*I had a dream that i still loved u *~* I THINK I WOKE UP SCREAMING!!!!!!

u were my favorite mistake:)

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

huked on foniks wurket fer me, kant cha tell?

I am actually quite pleasant...till i'm awake!!!!

NOT THE BRIGHTEST CRAYON IN THE BOX NOW ARE WE ??

DONT LOOK AT ME IN THAT TONE OF VOICE

i dOn'T sWiM iN YoUr ToiLeT sO DoN't pEe iN My pOoL

dont worry about knowing people, make yourself worth knowing

Honk if you love Britney Spears, then drive your car into the nearest tree!

If its a good idea, go ahead and do it, its much easier to apologize then it is to get permission

Success comes before work... only in the dictionary

if your happy and you know it .............get out of my house

*LiKe WhUt u SeE?¿? Call 1-800-YOU WISH!*

~*never fight with an ugly person~*~they have nothing to loose!!*~

Why does a rose represent love, when a rose always dies?

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

ur envy creates my energy, ever wonder y im so hyper?

*A DaY WiThOuT LiGhT iS.. LiKe... WeLL... UmMM.. NiGhT!*

*I didn't ask to be a princess, but hey if the crown fits!!!*

Two Words Guys Hate... Don't & Stop Unless you Put Em Together!

*If practice makes perfect, and there is no such thing as perfect, why practice?*

I always thought the barney song was full of it... then i met u and the song was true.

in some cultures what i do iz considered normal

if barbie is so popular....then y do u have 2 buy her friends?

I'm cooler than a polar bear's toenails