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there are some things better done by girls, and would just look rong done by bois. For instance, boys are good at being
famous, but girls are better at making them famous. I mean, you dont see many guys that melt away after a famous girl
signed an autograph. You dont see guys screaming at the front of the concert hall watching some famous girl singer. Which
doesnt make life fair. But then think about it, if life was fair, it would just seem rong. So face it. Life sucks.
Most people can be pretty good at singing when nobody is watching. But in that case, we will never know if they are telling
the truth, since when you hear them they arent by themselves and therefore do not sing as good as they would if they were
by themselves. So don't bother singing unless you know your good at it infront of everybody not just yourself.
THE BOREDOM SONG!!! BWAHAHA!
IM SO BORED I HAVE NUFFIN TO DO! I CAN EAT ALL MY CRAYONS AND PAINT ON MY SHOE! I can sit and shoot baskets I can scream at
my teddy I magnetize jon's computer and fill his pillow with spaghetti. I CAN PUT SHARONS CDS IN A CAN AND STOMP ON THEM LYKE
THEIR VERY WORST FAN! I CAN BLEND THE REFRIDGERATOR CONTENTS In a SLUSHIE AND THROW IN SOME JELLO TO MAKE IT REAL GUSHY! I
CAN RIP UP THE COUCH JUST LYKE MY DOG DOES AND STUFF IN MY SISTER'S CANDY TO MAKE THEM ALL FUZZ! I CAN RUN AROUND THE STREET
ON PINK ROLLERBLADES IN MY PENGUIN PYJAMAS AND BRIGHT YELLOW SHADES! I CAN STARE AT THE COMPUTER AND DO NOTHING AT ALL I CAN
RUN UP AND DOWN THE STAIRS UNTIL I FALL! I CAN STAR GAZE IN THE CLOSET SIGHT SEE ON THE ROOF! I CAN SING THE SMURF'S THEME
SONG AND DRESS UP LYKE A GOOF! I CAN BOIL ALL THE CUTLERY IN A POT FULL OF HONEY I CAN PRETEND TO BE A PINEAPPLE AND STILL
MAKE IT FUNNY! I can tie my dog to a needle sized leash and knock over the bowl that belongs to peesh. I can paint my room
orange with some watered down juice and pretend that it was my sister's toy moose. So now at the end of this impossible song
sorry for the boredom it brings, sorry it's so long. If there was one thing I could say to you without fuss, it would prolly
have to be MERRY CHRISTMAS!
BWAHAHA! LETS DO IT AGAIN! LETS START UP THE BOREDOM SONG, GET OUT YOUR PEN! WELL START AT THE BOTTOM AND WORK TO THE TOP,
WE COULD SING THIS SONG FOREVER NON-STOP! WE COULD SING THIS SONG AS IF IT NEVER ENDS! PASS IT ON TO YOUR CHILDREN AND ON
TO YOUR FRIENDS! SING IT IN THE RAIN SING IT IN THE SHOWER SING IT FOR DAYS SING IT FOR HOURS! SING FOR THE FLOWERS SING FOR
YOUR DOG SING FOR THE LITTLE TOAD ON THAT LOG! SING IT OVER AND OVER ONCE MORE, SING IT UNTIL YOU GROW 7 FOOT 4! AND THAT
MAY NEVER HAPPEN SO KEEP SINGING ALONG I TELL YOU I COULD NEVER GET BORED OF THIS SONG!
Hye. That was not a typo trying to say Hey. Hye sounds lyke hi because if you spell bye bye why not spell hi
hye?
This week's dumb thought it about people. People are very smart things. But one thing all people have in common is normal
and odd ones both wear clothes, isn't that amazing? They all have hair, weather they shaved their head or not, and all that
are living have skin. What a discovery! Anyway I noe a lot of people, and a lot of people noe me, but a lot of people is really
nothing when compared to the amount of people in the whole world, and half of the people can't figure out why I am talking
about people, and the other half have no clue what the heck I'm talking about, even though I clearly pointed out
I'm talking about people. But this people paragraph is total nonsense so most of the people who read this were just wasting
their time, including the person who wrote this which happens to be me, and the other people are very interested in this paragraph
and therefore and crazy. People are people, what can I say.
Have you ever woken up on a perfect morning? My perfect morning would be waking up to the sound of
Christmas Music and being able to open you're eyes without the drooping back down again. You look outside at the blue sky
and fluffie white clouds. But this morning was ruined by 2 simple things. #1, My dad changed the music, #2, I looked
outside at the Halloween decorations and realized it's only October.
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